[x] You’ve seen at least one anime.
[x] You’ve read at least one manga.
[x] You watch anime/read manga on a regular basis.
[x] You think that anime and western cartoons are two separate things.
[x] You’re in anime club.
[ ] You’ve cosplayed at least once.
[ ] You counted Halloween costumes from when you were a kid as cosplay.
[ ] You’ve cosplayed in public.
[x] You’ve been to at least one anime convention.
[ ] You cosplayed there.
[ ] You traveled more than 200 miles to get there.
[x] You like Japanese food.
[x] You like any of the following in particular: sushi, pocky, cheap ramen, ramune.
[x] You know that sushi isn’t just raw fish.
[x] You’ve made bento lunch.
[ ] You’ve made a charabento.
[x] You go to the Asian shop on a regular basis.
[x] You’ve actually been to Japan.
[ ] You’ve been to Japan solely for the anime, videogames or idols.
[x] You’re learning/know Japanese
[x] You’re learning it to watch anime without subtitles.
[x] You have various Japanese artbooks.
[x] You have several doujinshis.
[x] You’re in love with a fictional character made by Japanese people.
[x] You claim you’re married to said fictional character. (Sasuke is my hubby)
[x] Anime is so much better than western cartoons.
[ ] You call all cartoons anime.
[x] Anyone who hates anime is dead to you.
[x] You call characters by their original Japanese names
[x] You call characters by their romaji spelling
[ ] You defend Pearl Harbour.
[ ] You think Pearl Harbour is a new anime that just started airing in Japan.
[x] You think Japan is the greatest country on Earth.
[x] You think that just because they make the best media.
[x] You listen to J-music.
[x] Exclusively.
[x] You know that it’s pronounced “Gakuto” and not “Gackt”.
[x] You can name all the Vocaloids.
[ ] WITHOUT looking it up.
[x] You like Hetalia.
[x] You think Japan is the best character. (and Iggy too)
[x] You wear items of anime-related clothing in public.
[x] You play/watch/eat Japanese anything.
[/] You use Japanese honorifics.
[ ] To refer to yourself.
[/] Your entire room is full of anime merchandise.
[x] You changed your name to something Japanese.
[ ] Legally.
[x] You want to give your kid a Japanese name. (Hell Yeah~)
[x] You want to name your kid after an anime character.
[ ] You’ve considered having surgery to look oriental. nope
[ ] You’ve had it done.
[ ] You stalk the Japanese exchange students.
[ ] You’ve been arrested for doing so.
[ ] You use memes in daily conversation.
[x] You watch abridged series.
[x] You get most of the jokes.
[ ] You use tildes while typing~
[x] You use Japanese emoticons
[x] You make attempt to Japanese sounding by the Engrish typing.
[ ] You claim you’re Japanese on your dA/Facebook/Myspace/whatever.
[x] You’re not.
[ ] You’re not even Asian.
[ ] You think doing Japanese stuff helps you get in touch with your heritage, even if you’re not Asain.
[x] You collect anime figures.
[ ] People call you a weeaboo.
[x] You prefer the term otaku.
[/] You break out into Caramelldansen in public. (It was one time~)
[x] You want to date a Japanese person.
[x] No other nationality will do.
[x] You watch Naruto. (Who doesn't?)
[ ] You wear the headbands.
[ ] Every day.
[x] You’re bitching at me because they’re properly called “forehead protectors”
[ ] You bought said headban- erm FOREHEAD PROTECTOR at Hot Topic.
[x] You act out scenes from the show. (sometimes)
[ ] FFVII is the best FF game ever.(FF8 is the best)
[x] Sephiroth is yours.
[x] Kingdom Hearts is awesome.
[x] AxelxRoxas is KAWAII DESU NE~~~!!
[x] You wish you owned a real Death Note.
[ ] Touhou rocks your life.
[x] Anime dubs are almost never as good as the original Japanese versions. (Say no to dubbing)
[ ] Vic Miginogna is God.
[x] It’s seiyu, not voice actor.
[ ] You use Gratuitous Japanese all the time.
[ ] You add “desu” to the end of every sentence.
[/] The only thing you draw is anime. (Used to, but Robin came along...)
[x] You’re taking an art course, and all you submit is anime.
[/] All your friends also like anime. (Some of them...)
[x] You want to become a mangaka.
[x] In Japan.
[ ] Most of your manga/anime is ecchi/hentai. (Hell no, most of them are either shonen or yaoi)
[x] You know that “hentai” doesn’t mean “porn”
[/] You write fanfics for English class. (when I was in school)
[x] Yaoi fanfics. (HELL YEAH~ YAOI ROCKS!!!)
[ ] You know nothing about Japanese culture except for anime, videogames, idols, music, porn and schoolgirls.
[x] Everyone says you have no life. (I lost count of how many times I heard this...)
[ ] And it’s true.
TOTAL: 62/101
IF YOUR TOTAL IS:
0-10: You probably hate Japan. You’re not a weeaboo at all, not even close.
10-20: You like SOME Japanese things but, still not a weeaboo.
20-30: At this stage you probably still hate weeaboos. Good news- you’re not one.
30-40: You keep your love of Japanese stuff sensible.
40-50: You’re very likely a Japanophile, but you’re not as annoying as a full-blown weeaboo.
50-60: You’re not a weeaboo just yet, but try and moderate it.
60-70: Weeaboo. <---I am HERE
70-80: Please stop it!!!!!!
80-90: STOP HUMPING THE MIKU/KAITO LOVE PILLOW!!!!!!11
90-100: STOP!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI-SAMA STOP!!!!!
101: Insane asylum tiems.
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