My little fantasy world~

I'm really out of ideas on what to put in this blog, so let's do a little fiction related post. All the contents of this post may or may not be entirely true and may or may not have any connections with the people I may or may not know, but who gives a damn.

Do you know what Harry Potter and Voldermort have in common other than being in the Potter series and being created by J.K Rowling? Yup, both of them are in my collage. And they're roommates~~~ How cute~~~

But here's the tricky part, HP and Voldie are both females~ *shock*

You see, HP is my friend, and Voldie not so much. Let me describe Voldie and HP.

Hp is nice, obviously more mature than I am, a gamer (not so much of a Quidditch type of person), humble, loves cat and Dynasty Warriors.

Voldie on the other hand (I'm going to describe her from what I hear from HP) is self-centered, an OCD patient, a pain in the ass, a vain, and in short a bitch.. *gasp*

So, how do you make Voldie suffer when HP is her roommate?

1. Kill her off with love. HP, you got the power of love remember?

2. Stop her supply of Unicorn blood. She can't be immortal that way.

3. Write on a piece of A4 paper, "At least my face is way awesome than your noseless face"

4. Talk to Ron in your loudest voice possible about anime and see Voldie's face cringe in disgust and smirk.

5. Cut off this lovely thing call internet in your room.

And that's how you annoy Voldie~~~~

lalalalala~~

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